Personal Invitation

So yesterday on my way back to school, some nice police man decided to stop me and offer me a personal invitation to join him at the Rankin County Courthouse on the day of Nov. 18,2008 for which I can only assume will be a joyous party. I told him that I really did not feel as if I was worthy of this honored but he insisted and thus I was forced to accept. 

If you didn't catch any of that, I got a speeding ticket. But this one hurt for a couple of reasons. First off, I admit I was speeding, but I adamantly deny the fact that I was doing the speed he "got" me at. There was a car passing me at the exact moment he supposedly shot me and I think he just thought we were going the same speed because it could be viewed that way. So he proceeded to pull us both over and give us matching invitations. The second reason this one hurt is that it completely blows my theory that if listening to Christian music, speeding tickets are not given. I thought I had good proof (personal experience) that this theory is valid. So i guess the only reason that this theory did not prove true once again is this: Jars of Clay (the group I was listening to while being pulled over) is not actually Christian. They're faking. Thats the only possible reason